Sheryl thinks that this, THIS is what leaning-in is all about. She wonders to herself, "would it be safe to just pick this up tomorrow even though we've got that monthly team status meeting?", and then, INSPIRATION! "Hey, are you, like, SAFE when some big, like THING happens?" she ponders.Ī quick message to her 22-year-old boss, copied to Sheryl Sanberg, passively pitches the idea. Eventually, her Apple Watch shows it's 3:17pm! She hadn't intended to work all night but she's just not done enough surf, eh, WORK! She's gotta get out of here.
Crew ballet flats begins to "work" again. Our Millennial, dressed in athleisure stretch pants (Lululemon?), a baggy sweater from Forever-21 and a pair of J. Trying to avoid the boss? *giggle* There IS no boss! Bosses are only for old people over 40 and they're not allowed to work here anyway. It's all perk of course, so she gets a couple of Luna bars, a bottle of that new Kambucha, a pack of Skittles and a bottle of electralite water and heads off, laptop in hand, to find another cozy, comfortable work nook. If you click the Mark as Spam icon, the message will be marked as spam and moved into the spam folder. marked safe from the big instagram/facebook shut downhappy day everybodyyyyyyyy darlings im safe i am safe from the big shutdown lmao.
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So, she cruises around, walks to the "Cafe Court" where an abundance of food in every international cuisine awaits her, hundreds of comfy white chairs and sunlit windows looking out onto a manicured garden space. If youre given the option, click Unsubscribe and you will no longer receive messages from the mailing list.
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She was supposed to be "hacking" that day, but Facebook encourages her to also take mental breaks as long as she'd like, or even just web surf for "inspiration" during the workday if she doesn't feel up to the hard task of typing code or reviewing reports of possible online predators. You just know it was created by some douchey millennial somewhere on the Facebook campus, while nuzzled in a beanbag chair in a vast, sunny space that looks like Willy Wonka's game room.
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